Mystery letter a hoax

[From Rick Marken (951119.2130)]

Bill Powers (951119.1930 MST) --

Letter found in a basement of the British Museum, apparently a
translation but from what language is not known.

Oh, come on, Bill. The letter must be a hoax. No one could be as confused
about ANY theory as much as this "mystery" letter writer is about Newton's;-)

But why do I this feeling of deja vu? Surely I couldn't have read this letter
before -- could I?