A few humorous statements relevant to nettalk


        From Humor List - "Everything I Need to know, I learned in
                           Corporate America"

        Indecision is the key to flexibility

        The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant

        Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real

        I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

        Not one shed of evidence supports the notion that life is

        The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before
        you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.

        One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

        This is as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.