FROM CHUCK TUCKER 950514
From Humor List - "Everything I Need to know, I learned in
Indecision is the key to flexibility
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Not one shed of evidence supports the notion that life is
The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before
you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
This is as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.