From Dag Forssell (940909 1230) dforssell@mcimail.com
This is again NOT on PCT, but one of those "funny" ones forwarded by my
daughter Lisa from Internetland. Like so many other observations of the
human (in this case super-Guru) experience, one can read some parallels
to our PCT discussions and PCT situation in general into it. Enjoy!
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Subject: Some academic careers just never take off...
Why God never received tenure at any university:
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he
done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human
subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning
the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed
his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
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Best, Dag