[From Rick Marken (940401.1159 -- last chance to be an April Fool)]
While prowling the information highway this evening, officer Rick (The
Enforcer) Marken ran across two suspects in "the case of the cause of
behavior". Martin Taylor (940401 18:00), looking tired but still putting up a
great deal of resistance, was overheard saying the following:
The result that was expected was that the correlation is positive and that it
is not large. The data look to me to be as expected. Still.The derivatives
are certainly NOT independent. Is that clear?
Taylor was cited for violation some elementary rules of inferential
statistics. The correlation presented was a sample statistic. The null
hypothesis is the the actual correlation between derivatives is 0.0. The
observed correlation, if large enough, allows us to reject that hypothesis
with a known probability that we are making a type I error (rejecting the
null lypothesis by mistake; convicting an innocent correlation). Since
Marken did not have actual r value or statistical tables available, he was
unable to determine wether the r was significant. But, even if it IS
significant, there is still a chance (Type I error probability) that the
derivatives are not "certainly NOT independent" (PCT officers are specially
trained to use double negative; do NOT try this at home).
Taylor was also booked on suspicion of using the ridiculously small
correlation between derivatives as evidence that the observed relationship
between disturbance and output in a control system depends on perception.
Given Taylor's previous record, there was reason to believe that the
purported "non-independence" of the derivatives was going to be used as
evidence that perception is the cause of control system output -- a violation
of the second law of PCT which says that output depends only on the
disturbance, not on perception at all.
While apprehending the suspect, Marken was caught off guard by Dag
Forssell (940331 1600) (actually, Marken had given Forssell a warning in the
afternoon which apparently went unheaded). Forssell was seen scrawling
the following near the Al Gore memorial information highway overpass:
When we are unhappy with the results of the performance of another, it is
best to ignore the action/behavior--the by-product or symptom--and ask
instead about the wants and perceptions, which are the causes. (As
suggested by exhibit 13).
"Perceptions are causes? I don't think so", said Marken. Forssell was booked
on suspicion of supplying arguments to the "you can't control me becuase I
can perceive what I want" gang -- a dashing band of PCTers who believe that
perception causes behavior, but that it can't control you because YOU create
your own perceptions. "Got a problem with a perception?" ask members of
this gang, "like a manager who's trying to take credit for all your work? Not
to worry. Just look at it in another way; just perceive the manager as the
kind of person you admire -- a tough sonovabitch who is trying his best to
live the American Dream."
"The arrest was a real surprise", said Marken, controlling several perceptual
variables simultaneously, "because you don't usually find the "derivatives
are not independent" and the "we create the perceptions that cause our
behavior" people in the same neighborhood -- let alone at the same time.
"But it does make sense", Marken nodded, doing his patented "controlling
without awareness" schtick. "They speak a different language, sure; but
they're both sayin' the same thing; perception causes behavior. I guess it's
just tough to get comfortable with the idea that it ain't so; perception
doesn't cause behavior in a negative feedback control loop. I know its hard
notion to get, but if Gary Cziko can get it, ANYONE can."
Happy day, fellow fools
Rick