[From Bruce Abbott (960709.1500 EST)]
Rick Marken (960708.1400) --
Hans Blom (960708) --
Dear Humpty Dumpty
I'm Alice. You're Humpty.
Answer 2 (for those living in Wonderland): Because I use "one" to mean whatever
I want it to mean. In this case, it meant "two".
Are you SURE you're Alice? You certainly SOUND like Humpty . . .
Suspiciously,
Bruce